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Yo momma so fatYou have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an allYou can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only picturesYou have of her are satellite pictures. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Your mummas so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people scream TAXI!! Your mummas so fat when a car hit her she "said who threw a stone me." Your mummas so fat when she stood on some scales it screamed "GET OFF" Your mummas so fat when she walks down the street people say "god shes BIG". Your mummas so fat when she climbed the leaning tower of Piezza it fell over. Your mummas so fat she makes the Rialto tower look thin.(the rialto tower is the tallest building in the southern hemisphere) Your mummas so fat she once got captured on a safari by some hunters the hunters said "she was so big that we thougth she must have been an elephant". Your mummas so fat when she fell over on an island it sunk. Your mummas so fat she doesn't need a shovel to dig she just jumps. Your mummas so fat it tales her 1 hour to roll over. Your mummas so fat when she walkes down the street people say "she is so fat". Your mummas so fat when she tryed to enter the Principals office she got stuck in the door. |
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