One Liners....... Q: How do you fit 30 banias in a maruti car?
A: Throw in a rupee coin.
Q: Why do banias have big nostrils?
A: Air is free.
Q: How was the grand Canyon formed?
A: A bania lost a rupee coin there.
Q: How do you fit a elephant in the fridge in three steps?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge in four steps?
A: Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: One animal was missing in Tarzans party. Which one?
A: The giraffe . He was in the fridge.
Q: Why is the dick called a rumour in America?
A: It goes from mouth to mouth.
Q: Why is the dick called a gentleman in England?
A: It stands up when a lady passes by.
Q: Why is the dick called a thief in Baghdad?
A: It enters through the back door.
Q: Why is the dick called a labourer in India?
A: It works day & night.
Q: Who wrote the book "Bubbles in the bath tub"?
A: Windy Bottoms
Q: Who wrote "China Torture"?
A: U Chew Mine.
Q: Who wrote " Russian Torture"?
A: Let me cut their cock off.
Q: Who wrote "Arabian Torture"?
A: Shake my boob.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why are the sex organs of an elephant in his feet?
A: Because if he steps on you, you are royally fucked.
Q: Why did Mahtama Gandhi never wore an underwear?
A: He beleived in freedom movement?
Q: Why India has never had a female President?
A: What would you call her - Rashtra(patni)?
Q: What did Rajiv Gandhi say when he saw Dhanu comming
towards him?
A: What a BOMB!
Q: What was Dhanu's figure?
A: 36-0-36. Her waist blew off.
Q: What happened to Rajiv Gandhi's blue eyes?
A: One (blew) to the left & other (blew) to the right.
Q: Which is the most popular four leterd word used in a whore house?
A: Naw.......it's NEXT.
Q: What is the difference between a girl in a bathroom and a girl in a
church?
A: The girl in the church has her soul full of hope and the girl in the
bathroom has her hole
full of soap.
Q: What is the difference between a ship and a girl?
A: A ship cuts through the water and a girl waters through the cut
Q: What is the difference between a girl and a bike?
A: A bike you kick it and use it. A girl you use it and kick it.
Q: Why is sex so popular?
A: It is so centrally located.
Q: What is the similarity between a girl and an oven?
A: You heat them before use.
Q: Define a girl in cricket language?
A: No cover, No extra cover, a deep gully between two fine legs.
Q: Define a Bra?
A: Under shoulder bo |