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| Sorcha: "Knock knock" Daddy: "Who's there?" Sorcha: "Ice Cream" Daddy: "Ice cream who?" Sorcha: "I scream, let me in it's cold out here." Submitted by Sorcha, 5 1/2 years old from Los Angeles California. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" John: "Canoe." Kaitlyn: "Canoe, who?" John: "Canoe come over and play?" Submitted by John Doherty, 8 years old, 2nd grade at St. Ambrose, Cheverly, Maryland. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laila: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Laila: "Tiss." Kaitlyn: "Tiss, who?" Laila: "Tiss who is good for wiping your nose." Submitted by Laila Achmad, 11 years old, 6th grade, Al-Azhar Islamic Elementary School, Jakarta, Indonesia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paige: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Paige: "Rude interrupting cow." Kaitlyn: "Rude interrupting c..." Paige: (interrupts) "MOOOOO!" Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robyn: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Robyn: "Irish." Kaitlyn: "Irish, who?" Robyn: "Irish I had a million dollars." Submitted by Robyn Welch, fifteen years old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Graham: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Graham: "Banana." Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?" Graham: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Graham: "Banana." Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?" Graham: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Graham: "Orange." Kaitlyn: "Orange, who?" Graham: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana anymore?" Submitted by Graham, 4.5 years old, Daycare, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Tara." Mom: "Tara, who?" Kaitlyn: "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nathan: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Nathan: "Carl." Kaitlyn: "Carl, who?" Nathan: "Carl get you there faster than a bike!" Submitted by Nathan Foster, 9 years old, 4th grade, home schooler, Idaho. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- David: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" David: "Boo." Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?" David: "Don't cry, it's only me!!" Submitted by David Conn, 13 years old, Castor Valley E.S., Winchester, Canada -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caitlan: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Caitlan: "Dishes" Kaitlyn: "Dishes, who?" Caitlan: "Dishes the song that never ends." Submitted by Caitlan Swenson, St. Peter Pre-School, 4 years old, Huber Heights, OH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laura: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Laura: "Amos" Kaitlyn: "Amos, who?" Laura: "A mosquito" Submitted by Laura Jackel, 5 years old, 1st grade, Glen Waverley South Primary School, Victoria, Australia -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beth: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Beth: "Banana" Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?" Beth: "Banana split!" Submitted by Beth Corkern, 7 years old, 2nd grade, Madison-Ridgeland Academy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jamie: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Jamie: "Boo." Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?" Jamie: "What are you crying about?" Submitted by Jamie Fischer, 4 1/2 years old, Kindergarten, Chino Hills, CA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael: "Knock, knock." Madeleine: "Who's there?" Michael: "Dwayne" Madeleine: "Dwayne, who?" Michael: "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!" Submitted by Michael (6 years old) and Madeleine (4 years old) Adelson, Sharon, Massachusetts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caitlin: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Caitlin: "Lettuce" Kaitlyn: "Lettuce, who?" Caitlin: "Lettuce out it's cold in here!!" Submitted by Caitlin Breen, 9 years old, 4th grade -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rebecca: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Rebecca: "Doctor" Kaitlyn: "Doctor, who?" Rebecca: "You just said it." Submitted by Rebecca Ward, 8 years old, Filton Avenue Junior School, Bristol, Avon, U.K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morgan: "Knock, knock." Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Morgan: "Olive" Kaitlyn: "Olive, who?" Morgan: "Olive you (I love you.)" Submitted by Morgan, 5 years old, Pre-K at the YMCA, Indianapolis, Indiana -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Andy Green." Mom: "Andy Green, who?" Kaitlyn: "Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Danielle." Mom: "Danielle who?" Kaitlyn: "Danielle, I can hear you!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Hands." Mom: "Hands who?" Kaitlyn: "Hands up! You're under arrest!." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Dexter." Mom: "Dexter who?" Kaitlyn: "Dexter halls with boughs of holly." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Atch." Mom: "Atch who?" Kaitlyn: "Bless you!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Who." Mom: "Who who?" Kaitlyn: "Is there an owl in here?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Who's there?" Paige: "Wanda.." Kaitlyn: "Wanda, who?" Paige: "Wanda come over and play with me?" Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Who." Mom: "Who who?" Kaitlyn: "Is there an echo in here?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock." Mom: "Who's there?" Kaitlyn: "Little old lady." Mom: "Little old lady who?" Kaitlyn: "I didn't know you could yodel! Little old lady-hoo!" |
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