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Fart Calendar

Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.

1-AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart.
2-LAZY
Just fizzles
3-AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts
4-SELFISH
Only enjoys smelling his own farts
5-CARELESS
Farts in church
6-SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present.
7-CLEVER
Farts and coughs at same time
8-SCIENTIFIC
Bottles his farts
9-STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole
10-FOOLISH
Farts and laughs.
11-SHY
Blushes even when he farts silently.
12-CONCIETED
Thinks he can fart loudest.
13-UNLUCKY
Tries to fart and shits pants.
14- TIMID
Jumps when he farts.
15-BEWILDERED
can't tell his own farts from others.
16-SLOVENLY
Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.
17-NERVOUS
Stops in middle of fart.
18-MISERABLE
Can't fart
19-CONFUSED
Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.
20-GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart.
21-SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog.
22-DISAPPOINTED
Their farts dont stink.
23-FRESH GUY
Jumps in front of you and farts.
24-BIG BULLY
Farts louder than everyone else.
25-DELUDED
Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.
26-CUTE
Discovers from farts what others have eaten.
27-WISE
Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"
28-DAMNED MEAN
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
29-MUSICAL
Tenor or bass
Clear as a bell
Smells like shit
Sounds like hell
30-HONEST
Farts and blames in on the hostess.
31-LIVELY GUY
Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.

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