 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Jokes
Jokes2
Jokes3
Jokes4
Jokes5
Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mamma So Fat
Rednecks
Rednecks2
Rednecks3
The Beer Prayer
Chicken Cross the Road
Barts Chalkboard
Pizza Prank Calls
Fart Calendar
Bad Excuses
Bad Excuses2
Sayings
Funny Ads
Alabama Application
Drug Test
Are You Normal
101 Ways to be Annoying
If Apple Made Cars
If Microsoft Made Cars
Stories
Q and A
Knock Knocks
Blondes
Yo Mamma Jokes2
Other Sites
Courtroom Quotes
20 Shortest Books
50 things to do in elevator
Blondes2
Tips for Living
15 Problems for Mike Tyson
Bad Pick Up Lines
Bad 1st Date
Batmans Pet Peeves
Being Vice President
Insurance Claims
Attractive Test
Revenge of the Blondes
Women Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Holiday Humor
Sports Jokes
Bill Clinton
Blondes 3
Blondes 4
Fairy Tales
Bar Jokes
Mother in Law Jokes
Animal Jokes
April Fools Pranks
Irish Jokes
Ethnic Jokes
Religious Jokes
Computer Humor
Sport Jokes
Automobile Humor
Women Jokes 2
Work Jokes
Music
Pick
Jorgenson
Jokes7
Q and A2
Yo Mamma So Stupid 2
Yo Mamma So Ugly 2
Yo Mamma So Fat 2
Jokes 6
Jewish Jokes 2
Quotes
Supermodel Wisdom
Deep Jokes
Microsoft Jokes
Blondes 5
| ||||||
| To "is" or not to "is" To "is" or not to "is". That could be the question. Whether it perhaps could be nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms (I didn’t touch her arms) against a sea of troubles And by lying, end them. To lie -- to pretend To repent. And by repentance to say we end the Heartache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. Many a consummation have I devoutly wished. To lie -- to pretend To repent, perchance to escape; ay there's the rub, For in this sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off the White House soil, Must give us pause (The pause that refreshes, Diet Coke.) Your four hours "is" up. - Rocky The goal was to both share a smoke So Monica a cigar did soak But off came the dress Oh my what a mess And now he's a national joke. - by MTCJK Do you really want to know Do you really want to know Wouldn't it just ruin the show. The honor, respect of his seat, The ultimate prize of the elite. Do you really want to know The pain we'll all undergo. Couldn't he be more discreet, Instead he chose diceit. Do you really want to know Whether or not she did blow. Happy times are now complete The stocks sound a retreate. Do you really want to know About the sticky seaman flow. Thiers shock along main street Cuz she comped the prez's meat. Do you really want to know If the prez cums fast or slow He shots cum in her face, Like a sparying can of mace. The goo runs in her eyes. like the three stooges throw pies. Dribbles down her chin Where so often it has been Then it drips, drips on her dress The whole country is in a mess. The intern's done her trick On the presidential dick. So What The President says so what I had some some fun with a slut. As long as she was consenting There's no need for my repenting. The First Lady says so what Its lies from a conservative nut. No time for weeping, and lamenting, There are truths that need circumventing. The advisors say so what The public got its budget cut. The spin now in full swing As they sit equivocating. Will the people say so what, Or give him a good kick in the butt? A Man to Leed us into Battle Against the countries foes, Not the kind of person that'll shame us with his Blows. A child crys, a woman weeps, a man mumbles No one wants to see the President's Stumbles What happend to us to bring us thus A greater shame we sledom see witness Is this how we show the world our fitness? Filled with distrust, His words disgusts all we can think of is the presidential boner From our comanding chief n stoner. Turn away, hide your eyes, the president had told some lies What is true what is false in him can we trust, not to lust to touch a young bust? If hillary doesn't mind why shouldn't we, who wants morals higher then a tree? Gee how time flies, while america sighs, not to see the disguise A man not contrite, more wrong then right, not a consenice in sight. what the public extolls, in the polls, shows which way he rolls. The press senstationalies, clamering to decriminalize, should the president err with no true replies. |
|
||||||
|
. |
| Visitors: 01289 |