1 After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince everyone he's not a professional wrestler.
2 When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit.
3 Punks who gather around and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile.
4 Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile.
5 When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto!"
6 When dry cleaner accidentally switches Bat suit and San Diego Chicken costume.
7 When an episode focuses way too much on Jake. (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman.")
8 Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman.
9 The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard can summon him at night.
10 When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman," damn it!
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