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| 1 I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. 2 Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. 3 Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love 4 What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me. 5 Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long. 6 Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. 7 Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes') 8 Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? 9 What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle. 10 If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight? 11 Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven. 12 Do you like raisins? How about a date? 13 So... How am I doin'? 14 I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me? 15 You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me. 16 Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart. 17 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 18 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 19 Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes. 20 Can I flirt with you? 21 Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me "lover". (another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her. (lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes. 22 What do you like for breakfast? 23 Say, did we go to different schools together? 24 Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far? (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help? 25 Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" 26 You : "Do you have the energy?" 27 You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more? 28 Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 29 I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment? 30 I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday 31 I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? 32 I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 33 Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. 34 Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers. 35 Do you have a boyfriend? 36 Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me 37 Want one? 38 Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero [BK: That sounds like Bluto from Popeye!] 39 Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven. 40 Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 41 I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 42 If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now. 43 Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good. 44 I want you almost as much as I want world peace. 45 You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. 46 We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully? 47 I envy your lipstick. 48 I just want to be loved - is that so wrong? 49 You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it. 50 Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after. 51 If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. 52 Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity. 53 Is it me or am I gorgeous? 54 I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused: Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." Q: What sign were you born under? A: No Parking. After hearing a pick-up line: Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet." A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at!?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken." While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time." Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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